East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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