Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
MIDGETS
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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