Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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