she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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