is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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