all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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