that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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