whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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