I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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