the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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