Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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