The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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