omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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