I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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