ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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