How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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