i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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