He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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