We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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