I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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