Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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