All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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