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(805): View more from California

"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

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(416): View more from Ontario

is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??

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(301): View more from Maryland

You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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(641): View more from Iowa

TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY

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(815): View more from Illinois

Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.

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(239): View more from Florida

This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.

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