covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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