That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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