I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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