Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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