I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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