its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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