I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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