Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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