So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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