ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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