We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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