You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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