Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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