That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
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she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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