We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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