my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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