he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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