around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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