if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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