he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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