I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Be still, my beating vagina.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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