Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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