i need an iv and a liver transplant
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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