How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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