yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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