I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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