...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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