matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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