You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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