I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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