i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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