Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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