I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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