we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You were trust falling into bushes
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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